Happy Birthday Chase!

My younger brother Chase celebrated his 22nd birthday earlier this week.  I know we are a little late posting this but we wanted to celebrate with 22 things you might not know about Chase...

1. He has a very witty and quick sense of humor.

2. He has a talent for producing a series of farts on command (and mom is strangely proud of this).

3. He has many, many pet peeves (See #'s 9, 13, 17, 20, 22, & 24)

4. He is fluent in spanish.

5. He is self-conscience of the size of his head (due to the special ordered football helmets and the way my mom stared at it when he was a child)!

6. When he was a child he wanted to be "a person that cleans animal's teeth" when he grew up.

7. Claims that he only dislikes two foods in the whole world, carmel popcorn and candy corn.

8. When he was a child he spoke with a Boston accent ("Cotney").

9. Hates messy/full refrigerators.

10. Has had many concussions over the years.

11. Is afraid of swimming at night.

12. Can always win over mom by sweet talking her.

13. Hates leftovers stored in mis-matched containers.

14. Is known to hide things when he is suppose to be putting them away.

15. SWC Champ in 135lbs for wrestling

16. Once filled our neighborhood pool with fish (and was promptly banned from the coming back)!

17. Hates being hot in cars (is sure he will suffocate).

18. Has been known to pee in random places (ie.neighbors foyers, garbage cans, off roofs, etc).

19. Once hid his poopy underwear behind Gam-Gam's toilet for the cleaning lady to find.

20. Is irritated by overweight people eating greasy food.

21. Was the first person to wish Jimmy Happy Birthday this year.

22. Loves to sightsee, walk, and hike.

 

And a few more just for fun...

23. Once had a female stalker.

24. Hates floaties in his water.

25. Has had a small bald spot on the side of his head his whole life.

26. Wrestled on Team Ohio.

27. Is quite willing to help you optimize your spending money when you are buying him a gift to afford him the most gifts possible.

28. Once belonged to a gang called the "pooping bandits."

29. As a child he would have rather sold his toys at garage sales and make a buck than play with him.

Happy Birthday Chase!  We Love You!